Christy is the crustiest girl EVER. She used to work at The Krusty Krab but then se had an intimate sexual relation ship with the cashier, Squid ward Tentacles and got fired. Christy is a short girl with golden-brown hair who pretends she doesn't know how to speak Arabic because for some reason she's ashamed. If you EVER, EVER see Christy drawing a Sponge bob on anything, you better rub it out before she makes an army of them and cook you in a Krabby Patty.
M: Look at Christy she's drawing Spongebob on the big white board. *takes out phone*
F: *goes to the board and wipes the whole thing off*
F: Did you get that on video?
M: No, you were taking too long :(
F: *goes to the board and wipes the whole thing off*
F: Did you get that on video?
M: No, you were taking too long :(
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Give me something to do to kill some time
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road 🎶
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road 🎶
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