Christianity

Something that gen z should have stayed well away from.

Mixing Christianity and Gen z is like mixing toothpaste and orange juice.

by smoking & vaping is for losers July 20, 2025

Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.

Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?

by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021

Catholic Christianity

Use to describe only the best types of Catholics

The almighty Catholic Christianity is better then all you guys combined

by The Almighty Catholic October 18, 2021

triliminal christianity

An aestheticized version-of Christianity in which the Anti-Christ, despite seeming appearances, is the hero...and the Christ does not return.

A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..

Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.

In triliminal Christianity: the forward passage of time in the instance of triene-function obviates (makes unnecessary) the return of the Christ; and the seeming Anti-Christ turns out to be the Holy Spirit.

by sandraxine April 16, 2022

Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.

Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”

by ChristiansAreAnnoyingAF May 4, 2022

Aryan Christianity

Aryan “christianity” is a term for white supremacists who claim to be Christian, they are not real Christians however, as they use Christianity as a way to seem good, while also advocating for white ethnostates/supremacy, spreading hate, dehumanizing others (non whites non Christians and often non far right beliefs) you can usually find them using certain Bible verses out of context/mistranslated to justify hatred for blacks, Muslims, Jews, etc. always preaching about Christ, but never his teachings of loving all, including enemies, and most definitely people different than you, by race, religion, or where they’re from. Remember, Christ would never encourage or want hate, no matter who it is, and he would most certainly despise his followers who use his word to justify their hate.

Aaron: yo dude, did you see that kid Jason? He posted on Instagram “God hates jews” “the nazis we’re carrying out God’s will” and “the church should have stayed white”
Jacob: woah dude, that’s insane, he’s an Aryan Christian for sure

Aaron: yeah dude, God would never want his followers to hate people who were different than them
Jacob: yeah ignore him, he’s an asshole anyway, guess he skipped all the verses about loving EVERYONE, and forgiveness, Aryan Christianity is a twisting of Gods word.

by rae tard April 2, 2025