chalibut chowner

An extremely large and pitchy wave, that breaks violently and all at once.

Holy shit brah! Mike just got his chalibut chowned by that 10 foot wave!

Watch out! This next wave is gonna be a chalibut chowner!

by phlows December 19, 2012

stale chowder

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

Clam Chowder

When you vomit into a Vagina

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

by 4jerksandasquirt May 4, 2017

Chooser

someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons

" That girl a chooser "

by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017

chooser

A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.

"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"

by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014

chowder shower

To shower a ho in skeet from a higher elevation.

Guy #1. Damn that bitch is hot.

Guy #2. Ya man i wanna get on top of a ten foot ladder and chowder shower that ho.

by John White October 28, 2007

New England Man Chowder

Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.

dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull

by changus emangus March 9, 2008