Self Coring

n. 1. To insert a fist into a sexual area your own body.

Usually done for sexual pleasure.

One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.

e.g. "Self coring causes stretching, prepare to be loosened! I love coring myself."

by Michael Barrow September 22, 2008

Choking the chicken

well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.

Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.

Maybe not.

Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken

by arzoo October 18, 2006

Choking

What some of the realist freakiest sexy women really like to do with my hard cock in there throat where ever i am

Yeah well she likes choking on the cock so I mean I fuckin love that shit

by Savy my nigga December 14, 2018

Choking the snake

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.

“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

by 420xxShowstaffxx69pussyslaywr May 23, 2018

choping

To scratch ones crotch similar to scrotch

Hobsy:did you just look at my crotch
Gregsy: Well you wear choping it so vigourously...
Hobsy:would you like a go
Gregsy: well..

quote from 101 tales of arse buggery
WARNING may not actually be a book

by Jiffy May 5, 2005

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

Chorging

Chorging: The shame, sadness and deliciousness one experiences while gorging.

Person 1: Oh man, I was chorging so hard lat night
Person 2: Oh god, wat did you do
Person 1: I ate almost an entire bucket of those cheese balls then I sat there in my orange shame reflecting on the choices I've made.

by Uncle Propane June 14, 2014