chumpstick

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.

1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."

by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007

cripstick

a blunt (not a joint a blunt) cigar weed something like swisher sweets or optimos

Yo Xavier (a.k.a. X) hey pass dat cripstick sippy time

by Street Racer X February 14, 2008

Chopsticks

Typically seen as a pair of long and thin hand utensils. Designed for eating and cooking food. Most notably, people of the Leo zodiac are known to use them with exceptionally poor skill. The world record for most candies picked up with chop sticks within 1 minute is held by a Gemini. As a side note, Gemini are dope.

Please use your chopsticks to eat sushi.

by Dope9912345 July 10, 2017

Chapstick

A lip balm as well. Used to make your lips taste nice when kissing. Also for un-Chapping your lips.

I can still taste you Chapstick on my lips, babe ;)

by Poppy_Altie March 2, 2018

Choadstick

Usually the name for a person who is short, stocky, and has a little dick

yo dude kory is a choadstick aha

by obamachoad5 April 29, 2009

crapstick

Chapstick with grosse stuff on the end of it. Usually from having dirty lips before application.

Dang, you just made some weird crapstick there. Yuck!

by satandracula November 25, 2009

chopsticking

the act of using two fingers (usually index and thumb) to eat food in order to avoid getting other fingers dirty

Bob: Can i have some of your popcorn
Alex: sure!
Bob: can u pass me the big fluffy looking one?
Alex: *sneezes* sorry man, better start "chopsticking"

by Mama Cosma June 29, 2011