breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 11, 2005

State Championship Ring

The ring each member on a high school football team acquires when they win a State Championship.

Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.

by MV-wanna-B March 13, 2011

urban champion

freeman of the nighborhood, a criminal.

Look at him.. he's so scary.. I bet he's the urban champion here!!

by C-Flo February 5, 2004

Champion chimney sweeping

The act of participating in sexual intercourse.

My roommate was champion chimney sweeping last night, so i slept in the hall.

by george (pronounced, whore-hey) February 3, 2010

Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

by The Original Mason September 10, 2011

ultimate champion

The champion of everything that is ultimate. Not hte champion of stuff that isn't ultimate like a regular champion.

Lindsey isn't hte ruler over me becuause hes an ultimate champion and im a regular champion

by Ryan March 6, 2004

Fallen Champion

Fallen champion is an offensive term used to describe crippled, physically disabled, paralyzed and or handicapped people. The word "champion" is used in a sarcastic manner, thus describing them as losers that have lost their ability to walk or perform other physical tasks. The term is mostly used to describe paralyzed war veterans but has spread and is also occasionally used to describe other handicapped people.

"Hey, Joe would you like to play basketball? Oh wait, you can't you're a total fallen champion"

by The Champ434234 August 27, 2011