codingphobia

Used when people is scared of programming or coding

Hey! can you make a game?
"No, i have codingphobia."

by QualityStudios December 3, 2022

choinged

Getting fucked with your own feces.

Get choinged, Hamoosh!

by TooClitToQuit January 9, 2023

Cloud choking

Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud

Cloud choking

.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking

by Ghost powdered February 15, 2017

stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

Chicken choking

Simply put, wanking.

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!

by GalactaK September 23, 2018