chabs

The act of masturbating using ones own excrement for lubrication. Often performed (But not limmited to) on a toilet or in a shower.

1. The filthy bastard was pulling a chabs in my living room.

2. Go chabs yourself dickhead.

by Jack Star December 13, 2006

Choast

To try hard at something you really suck at.

Connor: Look at that kid over there choasting at basketball!
Ben: Hahahahahaha! Yeah he blows, but is trying way too hard! What a choaster.

by Thompsoner November 22, 2013

Chobblerlatus

Someone who is always making snide little digs to try to make themself feel better. Normally a person who has a overflated opinion of their own (non existant) skills.
Often come in groups of similarly small minded kids who try to defend each others snake like actions. Generally found on forums only, as in real life they would have had their teeth & noses rearranged by now.

Why are you being a chobblerlatus to me? Making snide comments about me when i have not said anything about you?

by perruzo February 25, 2011

tenzin choesang

Tibetan dude who effortlessly pulls a overwhelming amount of bitches, like way to much, to the point they are swarming his house and breaking down the door like zombies.

the bitches: "wow Tenzin you're so attractive and charismatic!!"
Tenzin Choesang: "yeah ik."

by theweinerboy January 18, 2023

the chobes

Something extraordinarily excellent. Of particularly fine quality or appearance.

Dude, I'm telling you, get the cajun chicken. The sauce on that shit is the chobes, joe.

Fuck me! Danny's new girlfriend is the chobes.

by Tyrathect May 20, 2006

Chobes

A weighty well shaped set of voluptous breasts.

Man, Sofia Vergara has a fine set of chobes on her.

by ChetBang November 17, 2010

chobba

A fat or stupid person.

He is a chobba.
You big chobba.
What a chobba!

by sfvz May 13, 2005