A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night
by Gambling king April 29, 2025
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by jublisstar December 18, 2025
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BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.
by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019
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i just don’t fw oat milk. it’s spiritually chipotle. honestly, i’d take dairy over coworker milk any day.
by hugeeomg February 11, 2026
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by C.G. Santa Monica January 20, 2017
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by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022
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