Cheeto without the cheese

How dare you lick off all the cheese you sicko.

A Cheeto without the cheese is just a toe

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

reverse cheeto

When your Federal Income Tax return nets a refund.

"Bro, DonnyJ completely fisted my dirthole in taxes this year, how about you?"
"Nah, I pulled a reverse cheeto, I'm headed out now to buy some stuff."

by Ssskinny March 8, 2019

Neato Cheeto

When you want to say "neat", but be weird about it.

"Neato cheeto."

"Caleb, wtf does that mean? I just said my grandma died."

by Lord Fabulous the 1st October 27, 2022

co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.

Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.

by goodmanjm August 6, 2009

Dicking the Cheetah

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.

Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!

by panchocachondo April 17, 2012

Cheetodick

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).

Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick

by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

cheeto clit

When you hook up with a girl and her clit looks looks like a cheeto (aka a cleeto)

Yo I was goin down on this bitch and her clit was tubular and cheesy. I think she had a cheeto clit

by swagberry muffin January 5, 2017