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chastity shorts

Spandex or soffe shorts worn under a dress or skirt to prevent regrettable sexual acts from occurring that evening. The shorts are used to stop a fast drunken decision from being made because when a boy takes off said dress or skirt, he will stumble upon the shorts and it will make the girl think twice about what is happening. The shorts can also be bedazzled with sayings including “STOP!”, “What would my mother say about this?”, and “Do not enter”.
Guy: What are these?
Girl: Oh, these are my chastity shorts…Wow, that just made me think about what is happening right now and now I don’t want to hook up with you anymore. Thank goodness these chastity shorts ruined the moment so I won’t do anything I will regret.
by bedazzler1 August 4, 2009
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chaste

Having preserved one's virtue by not having sex.
Jolene was a good girl by Arkansas standards, she'd been chaste by her male kinfolks but had never been caught.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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cheat

To lie to your partner and go with somone else behind theyr back.

Going Out With A Boy Or A Girl And Make out/Sleep With Somone Else and leave it to theyr best friend to tell him

Or Just to be a filthy whore and shagg who ever you want behind the person you "Really like" or "Love" back
SDawwg:Did he cheat on me?
D,Dawwwg:Yehh with some girl, he pulled her durring the gig
by butttbutttface July 1, 2009
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cheater

a person who is married and has sex with other people
Nora is such a cheater she slept with all the people she worked with....Man her husband is gonna kill her
by ihatecheaters February 16, 2008
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The Cheat theme song

Who's always giving Strong Bad a hand?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's always messing up Homestar's plan?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's gonna start a rock and roll band?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's making out with Marzipan?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
The Cheeaat..the Cheat is in the house!
Who's the man that looks like the Cheat?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the one with the yellow feet?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the guy from 21 Jump street?
Not the Cheat!Not the Cheat!
The Cheat..The Cheat!
by Really awesome dude October 9, 2003
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the Cheat

A furry little yellow creature that looks like a cross between a cheese and an anvil... which are two of the finest things in life. The Cheat lives in the KoT's barbacue, makes crude animated movies on his iMac, and does a mean impression of Strong Sad's left foot. He also accomponies Strong Bad and Strong Mad while they make mischief and wreak havoc in the cartoons on Homestarrunner.com.
Pronounced:

the Ch-eet

or

the Chor-t (in Coach Z's crazy canuck accent)
by DYNOMITE!!! August 26, 2003
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Cheat Code

A Cheat Code, or Cheat Code Feature is somebody who, when putting in a verse, absolutely kills it, in turn making the song better.
Ayy dawg, you hear that song Ikuyo.
Yeah 2 chainz is such a Cheat Code
by Velvet j July 30, 2018
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