channel swimmer

One who injects Heroin, etc.

"William is a channel swimmer."

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004

disney channel

The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. Hannah Montana is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.

That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Doomsday Channel

alias for The History Channel, formerly known as The Hitler Channel. THC earned this moniker after presenting several programs depicting how the world will end. Recent programs include the prophecies of Nostradamus, the Mayan prophecies, biblical prophecies, the destruction of earth by both wordly and extra-terrestrial means, and the aftermath of the disappearance of the human race, which all have the basic underlying theme: we are all going to die... horribly. Keep watching and THC will show you how.

"You have been going to church a lot recently."
"I have been watching the Doomsday Channel. Nostradumus prophesized that the Mayans will send a gamma ray burst to wipe out the infidels at Al Magedo, and then Jesus Christ will battle Obama for our plague-ridden souls before the great alignment of planets causes a massive volcanic eruption in Yellowstone which causes the Hoover Dam to break, thus creatng a 5 mile high tsunami that wipes out all life. Gotta be prepared for that."
"You're an idiot."

by stupid sheep May 2, 2009

Mtv and the E channel

Take them both off the air and then disband the fucking shitty FCC too!

Girls Gone Wild is also gay!

by South Park for fucking ever!!!!! June 27, 2004

cheyanne

Cheyanne is a beautiful person and has her ups and downs with her friend's, but can sometimes be rude.

Cheyanne is rude to Monica King.

by rudeasscheyanne December 27, 2015

change the channel drama

Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.

Awkward turtle is commonly present.

not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"

change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."

by wearethem January 7, 2009

Channel 44

When something is humourous it is referred to as being "channel 44".

Dude #1: My mom fell asleep in her car in the sun and her breast implants blew up in her face.

Dude #2: That's so channel 44.

by Scott G Robertson December 28, 2008