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hit the cell

I'm out. Hit the cell and we can talk.
by Mariel May 9, 2004
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splinter cell

An agent who has the freedom to eliminate any threat he perceives in any manner he sees fit.

Usually such agents are covered by "plausible deniability" - the agent is told what his job is, but not through the normal chain of command, so that the orders are not recorded. This way, if the agent is captured or killed, the government who sent the agent can claim that he was a rogue agent, acting without official orders or permission.
by Macavity January 23, 2004
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splinter cell

One of the few true stealth games on the market. Popular, but still underrated really. Brought us something new for a change (Spy vs Merc multiplayer) and really fun co-op (Chaos Theory).
Casual gamers love to dispute over Splinter Cell and MGS. One popular argument being "he has 3 green lights on his head how can the dumb guards not see him?!". It is widely known that that is Sam's trademark, the guards don't actually see it. A better comparison might be Splinter Cell and Thief.
by GOERNR May 23, 2006
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cellabator

A person who continually calls their own cell phone to listen to the ringtone
It soon became apparent, the new next door neighbour was a cellabator and in dire need of a music system
by gyrfalcon206 October 23, 2009
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Cell Phone asshole

People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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Sleeper cell

A sleeper cell is a person who surprises you with some trait of attribute that was formerly unknown.
"Jake took off his shirt to reveal that he had a six pack... And that's when I knew he was a sleeper cell"

"Jenny seemed like an idiot ans then I found out she's Rhodes Scholar, that chick's a sleeper cell"
by Cakelillo July 10, 2015
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cell phone heaven

When one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery.
John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"

Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."

John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."
by mpfogarty October 21, 2010
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