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grimesy corkboard

dry, harsh, arms, undesirable... but mostly "dry".
Catherine: Ewww, that is disgusting! Why is Wade making us do such a gross job?
Rick: I don't know, but that is TOTALLY grimesy corkboard!
by Dick Rage September 6, 2008
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cardbaord crack

magic the gathering. the nickname was created by the same person who said more C.O.K. than your mom can handle. C.O.K. stands for Champions of Kamigawa
by druggie January 18, 2005
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cardboardist

quit being a gay cardboardist
by canIwatch January 23, 2010
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cardboardly

In a very cardboard manner.
The Harry Styles cut-out cardboardly scribbled his notes from the meeting.
by CHC1 March 1, 2018
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Cardboarding

When a redneck can't follow the assembly instructions for IKEA furniture so just burns it and uses the packaging boxes instead
Brian is so stupid he's cardboarding his divorce settlement
by Fididdly September 28, 2018
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cardboardify

The act of making a food into a cardboard-like state.
“This school managed to cardboardify these fries, now didn’t they?”
by yesmaamsirmaam November 15, 2021
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CHARDBOARD

A post-plastic, fire-kissed evolution of cardboard.

Created by soaking, laminating, shaping, pressing, and then charring corrugated cardboard until it becomes a lightweight, fossil-like sculptural material.
Used by weird geniuses, Yakisugi priests, Plastiocene artisans, and people who look at trash and see the future. Cardboard that went through a spiritual awakening.

A material that has:

survived fire,

gained texture,

remembered its past lives as a tree,

and now refuses to be called “trash.”

Often seen in experimental shoes, bowls, ritual objects, shadow puppets, or mysterious wall-mounted relics that make visitors say:

> “Wait… is that cardboard?”
No. It’s Chardboard™.
Respect the glow-up.
“Bro… this bowl is made of cardboard?”
“No, idiot. It’s chardboard.”

“Where’d you get those slippers?”
“They’re not slippers — they’re Plastiocene Chardboard Relics.”

“Why does this look like an artifact from a desert monastery in the year 3048?”
“Because it is.”
by Heymuse November 19, 2025
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