Caramelizing

(v.)
1. Making something that is bad sound okay but making it so the truth is drastically worse than what was said.
2. Similar to sugar coating, but to an extent that it is actually lying

Trump: We have had barely any (covid-19) cases or deaths in America. Children can't catch it. We are all fine.
Person (watching Trump on the news): Oh man, he's caramelizing the pandemic.

by Other_Person July 25, 2020

Caramel Macchiato

When one puts their fingers in a cow’s mouth, then takes a crap, and eats the crap, the cow licking it afterwards. Widely known amongst farmers.

“Bye, y’all! I’m gonna go home and caramel macchiato! Wish me luck!”

by Garretthebean June 22, 2024

German caramel

Something racists from Germany say when their describing a lighter skinned black person

Hey what's up my German caramel..... Racist

by Kodak999 November 21, 2019

Caramel Popsicle

When a girl covers a guys dick in carmel, lets it harden, then she eats the carmel shell why sucking him.

The client payed 50 dollars for the hot candy shop clerk to recieve a caramel popsicle.

A evil murder cuts off all of her victim's Caramel Popsicles for fun.

by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010

Caramelized

To be so charmed, dazzled and bewitched that your capacity of logic and reasoning is significantly lowered.

To be so high on Oxytocin and Endorphins, that your mind and body are temporarily retarded, and your defense systems weakened and paralized.

- “Did you really forget our plan to go to Albufera and La Diva yesterday?”
- “Yeah sorry i’ve been caramelized all day”

- “Did you seriously give that bich our Netflix and spotify account?”
- “ Sorry man, she caramalized me?”

by whatupdocc February 24, 2024