Cactus

A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.

You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.

by [Hidden for privacy reasons] March 28, 2012

cacti-sac

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a cactus plant.

Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. Now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.

by Efree September 21, 2008

Cactus fuck

Cactus fuck is when a girl or guy or possibly both has forgotten to shave their pubic / public hair after it has come to a stubble and yet still decide to place ones floppy nugget / penis into the others corn hole or meat cove / b hole-vagina and the hair stubble feels like cactus quills on your cock resulting in the loss of skin and blood yet still some how fun.

Hey Becky did you see the way that Steven is walking today? Hilda told me that she snuck the old Cactus fuck in on Steve last night. His juicer must look like the inside of a Iraqis car after a firefight.. she told me that when they woke up in the morning his cock was glued to the bed sheets with blood. Ewwwwaaahhh

by Fluffy chub January 20, 2017

Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.

The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

cactus pussy

A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.

"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."

-Brian Hunter

"My penis slipped out and... OWWW! I was chaffed by cactus pussy."

by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009

anti-catist

1) a person or persons that are against the existence of felines and participate in the acts of extermination or random acts of spite against cats

2) people involved in a society that is against LOLcats

1) Both Bob and Sally really had a hatred of cats.

2) Marcy is part of the Anti-catist society in Idaho

by Isley Kessler June 16, 2007

Cactus Pricker

A person of any gender who constantly shaves pubic area, then after a while of not shaving have sex and prick the other person.

I gave cindy a Cactus Pricker last friday because I forgot to shave again before hand.

by Andrew Mueller January 7, 2006