clackus

Kind of the village idiot type...moron,fool,jackass. Anyone who doesnt have a clue and continually gets beat down or laughed at just for being himself.

also can be used as an expression of frustration: You whack your thumb with a hammer ..."ahhh Clackus !! "

What the hell were you thinkin?? dont be such a Clackus !

tom : Did you see that Clackus over there with the velcro sneakers??

mike : yea ! nobody wears those anymore...what a Clackus !

by bullhillbilly February 18, 2010

Cactus Ass

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.

Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!

by Rat Brown May 29, 2011

cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 26, 2011

Cockusgiganticus

A person with an extremely large penis.

-Hey bro, I'm jealous he's cockusgiganticus!

-Damn that's huge!

by Newbz June 13, 2013

Cactus Sack

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.

"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"

by Lingly September 8, 2014

Cactus punk

A punk who decides to pit the larges sharpest spikes on his/her jacket, then decides to hop into the mosh pit with out thinking that maybe they should just leave there jacket with there friend.

Punker 1: Dude who stabbed you?
Punker 2: That fucking cactus punk over there thrashing his elbows.

by NotaNazi September 8, 2014

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016