cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

cockleberries

Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.

Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.

by Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton April 5, 2005

Cockled

The moment when someone gets distracted by a penis and stops what he or she is doing.

She was at a loss for words after he cockled her.

by Biebermon August 26, 2013

Crackle

Those little white stinky rocks of funk that you cough-up from the back of your throat. Super-powered funk is released if they are mashed between your fingers.

Man, get a whiff of this funky-ass crackle I just coughed-up!

by fatphilly September 15, 2006

cankles

the seamless blend of calf into ankle. accomplished by inflammation, obesity, athleticism or a combinaiton of the three. the affected leg takes on the shape of a summer sausage with a human foot at the end. there is no defintion of the calf because it is obscured most often by fat which spills down over the ankle, hiding it, and causing a cankle to form.

im glad maggie doesn't have cankles anymore, although now im the only one left in the cankle support group

by ChipK September 5, 2005

Canklebandit

Similar to a fannybandit, a canklebandit is someone who 1)Chases only fat chicks, or 2) Has a fetish with cankles, and has relations with them similar to breasts.

Dude, that's the third fat chick you've taken home in a row, are you a canklebandit?

Hey man, I blew my load all over her cankles, man I'm such a canklebandit.

by Dr. Evil Monkey April 6, 2008

Cankle Dyke

A lesbian who is an extreme level of fat

That fat bitch is definatley a cankle dyke

by Toggafreggin September 28, 2009