Squid Curtains

Loose, crinkled vagina lips

Linda had nasty squid curtains

by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018

cuddle curtain

a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.

Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.

Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*

by mmcdonald92 November 21, 2010

Burp Curtains

The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.

“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.

Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.

by Martova October 28, 2011

camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.

yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.

by mascow July 26, 2016

rose curtains

A nice looking, neatly packaged vagina an inny. Opposite to beef curtains

“Yeah man she had the best looking rose curtains I’ve ever seen, not gross like fucking beef curtains”

by Cydneypop July 22, 2018