archbishop curley

An exclusive Catholic high school for men in Baltimore MD.

Curley does not have a football game on Thanksgiving, allowing the Curley men to go to M&T Bank stadium and have their way with the girlfriends of the footballers from CHC and Loyola.

Archbishop Curley guy: Hey, you sure kiss great, what number is your boyfriend.

NDP babe: He's number 72, the real big guy with the tiny weiner.

by Pat M'Groin December 7, 2006

curly sue

1. A poop so long it spirals around the toilet bowl

2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair

After I ate that entire burrito, I left a curly sue in the toilet.

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

curds

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

by lauren September 2, 2003

Curling

Another word for jacking off.

Hey, knock before you enter! Unless you want to walk in on me curling.

by Lord Sod April 13, 2014

Carlsbad Grimple

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

Curly Fry

A guy with curly hair.

wow look at his hair, he is one tasty curly fry

by dirtyhippieoab April 10, 2015

ultimate cheese curl

The Ultimate Cheese Curl occurs when a male leaves himself open from the rear.... The curler grasps the curly's scrotal area in between the testies with two to five fingers..... The Curler then wraps the scrotum under the taint, and then penetrates the anus with the scrotum by pushing upwards with his fingers.....

The utter rarity and skill this takes... causes immediate Godliness.... As of now one man is known to have completed this maneuver.....

I gave Fran Snyder the ultimate cheese curl

by shane mcmullan February 3, 2008