Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.
guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"
by itstylerrr February 03, 2023
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Cooler than Bob
Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!
by EliasLM June 14, 2019
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Where David goes and fucks his sister
Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage
by Donk912 March 19, 2016
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by Dick Handler February 23, 2003
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Cottage

Someone that is thicc and is of larger scale, in particular in the legs and and thighs.
Have you seen that girl? She's cottage!
I like her face, but she is so cottage!
by Stich Smellfour May 14, 2018
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The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.
Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!
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A bunch of white people that are practice their own satanic cult,are usually very ugly in appearance both physically and mentally and nobody likes them. They usually come off as normal to anybody,just the basic white person. But have really bad intentions for other people.
We found some cottage cheese up in this North Carolina city,they prank call often and its not even that generation anymore.

If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.

No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.
by Mandy Whittaker March 21, 2021
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