dayville connecticut

dayville is the only part of killingly connecticut worth visiting. most of the people deal with batman complex but nonetheless the town is known for tuning in moscow

"dude she got stacked right after she moved to dayville connecticut"

by nateeeTAC September 18, 2022

Connecticut Tractor Pull

The act of two women having anal sex with a double ended dildo ass to ass.

Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.

by Supertrucker56 October 15, 2022

Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.

I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.

by humanchair October 16, 2022

connecticut river academy

this school is the most ghetto of ghetto. everyone fw everyone bf , drop her and u wont find another one like her. the boys are thots the girls are cute . and some y’all smell like straight badussy at 7:00 in the morning like how tfff anyways ctra gotta go . everyone getting expelled . just know if u drop ur girl just know senior in her pants now😂. #predators watch out

Connecticut River academy is something u don’t wanna attend unless ur bored. It means ghetto 😂

by connecticut heads November 5, 2021

Plainville Connecticut

If Heroin had a white baby with alcoholism and stayed tightest - they would raise that kid in Plainville Connecticut and that kid would be valedictorian of the high school because the parents stayed together.

I was going to drive through Plainville Connecticut today but I didn’t want to get robbed at gunpoint. I have 30 cents in my ash tray and that would buy the biggest house in town.

by Jimmysmuts33 March 29, 2022

Montville, connecticut

wanna be gangster kids that are to broke to buy there own shit. people do the stupidest shit and people are just straight out dumb as fuck in montville. but lastly you have the bum ass rednecks that think they are cool. hey, we do have a casino tho

“hey is that billy From Montville, connecticut?” said James “Fuck Billy We Will Kill Him.” - Does Nothing.

by rhddontplay October 16, 2021

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021