Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.

Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.

by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019

Connecticut Corndog

The act of taking a pancake and wrapping it around your erect penis proceded by violently jerking the pancake around the phallus until finishing in the pancake, often done with syrup. Best served while warm.

Hey man I fed my little sister my connecticut corndog leftovers this morning. She asked for pancakes and she got them, she later came back for seconds. YUM.

by Berry McCockinnner May 11, 2018

Montville, connecticut

wanna be gangster kids that are to broke to buy there own shit. people do the stupidest shit and people are just straight out dumb as fuck in montville. but lastly you have the bum ass rednecks that think they are cool. hey, we do have a casino tho

“hey is that billy From Montville, connecticut?” said James “Fuck Billy We Will Kill Him.” - Does Nothing.

by rhddontplay October 16, 2021

groton, Connecticut

A place often mixed with Groton, Massachusetts. A place full of boats and schools. Everybody there hates the other social classes and every other school they haven't attended. Near the world famous FoxWoods Casino, and Mohegan Sun Casino. No notable sports teams, unless you count the boating teams. Probably one of the most expensive places to live, but its worth it because you don't have to deal with gangs or violent crimes. Though you will have to deal with people saying its better than everywhere else (because it is) and people that deserve to be on r/iamverysmart.

Person 1|. Want to go to groton, Connecticut for vacation?
Person 2| Why?

by Onionboi April 24, 2018

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025

Best Indian Restaurants in Connecticut

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by marinCT June 13, 2022