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Collusion

Behavior by any individual or entity which conspires, attempts or ultimately serves to coordinate, reinforce or achieve outcomes desired by a separate individual or entity. The term is most often understood relative to scenarios in which the natural outcome would have been different had the collusion not occurred.

For example: When actors from a foreign, enemy nation generate false and derogatory narratives or stories designed to exploit social divisions, sway elections and undermine the political institutions of a second sovereign nation, and a third party actor then espouses and advances those false narratives or stories, the later party is guilty of acting in collusion with the former in advancement of their goals.

Expanding on the above example, the obligation to avoid engaging in such collusion increases relative to the position of authority held by the offending party - as does the risk of such collusion constituting a criminal act. This is the case in part because of oaths those officials take to uphold the sanctity of public trust, but also because they are often uniquely privy to the very evidence which debunks the narratives, identifies their origin and indicates their nefarious intent. Perpetuating such false and derogatory narratives or stories in disregard of such evidence therefore renders the collusion "willful."
"The arrogant and corrupt politician was so deluded by his misplaced sense of entitlement and intellectual superiority, he failed to recognize that publicly questioning the veracity and impartiality of his own intelligence agencies not only constituted obstruction of justice, but was in itself a clear, demonstrable and self-evident act of collusion."
by The Real Donald Truth December 18, 2018
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Confusimonism

A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.
In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.
by Tongue Punch January 9, 2013
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concision

When someone tears apart your first draft and gives you about 500 suggestions on how to write it more concisely.
My paper bled red ink hardcore after that teacher's concision.
by Writing J February 13, 2009
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Confessions On A Dance Floor

Madonna's 10th studio album, came out in November 15th 2005 with Hung Up (time goes by, so slowly) as leading single.

Until these days considered one of Madonna's best albums and best eras.

Was promoted with the Confessions Tour known by Madonna's iconic entrance.
by twerkingowl August 17, 2014
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confessional gangster

A person who expresses potentially controversial opinions in some sort of comfort space (confessional, Twitter, text message) in which they do not have to face the reaction directly.
Jay always is talking smack on twitter, but avoids me in real life. What a confessional gangster.
by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019
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Confession

I have a framed photo of a certain someone at the side of my bed hebebebe
Go away jackavacado if that is your real name this is my confession you avocado man
by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
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concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.
I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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