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Cocaine Tits

Referring to the deflated breasts of a female who abuses Cocaine. The appearance is generally accepted as unsightly: pickled areola, nipples seemingly sad or otherwise uninterested in being part of the boob, vicious tiger stripes/stretch marks, severe drooping or the appearance of being subjected to mega-gravitational pull.

Upon touch, Cocaine Tits are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water
Him: So, bro. Did you tag that last night?!

His friend: ...Yeah. I ...I tagged it...

Him: Why the long face, bro?

His friend: She had a mean case of Coke tit

Him: Nooooo...aw God that sucks. I thought she'd have

slammin rack

His friend: I thought that too, until she took off her bra and I witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.

Him: Fuck...I didn't even know she did coke.

His friend: Oh, dude. You don't remember Herald's party?

Him: Well I mean...does ANYONE remember that party? It was fucki-

His friend: She sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a bump of shitty ghetto powder that was stepped on so fucking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless Cocaine Tits.

Him: That's straight fucked, bro.

His friend: Straight fucked.
by Federal Expression October 21, 2011
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Kentucky Cocaine

Born in the South, Kentucky Cocaine is the act of farting as a woman is giving you head. The wind from your fart fires up her nose just like a line of coke. This can be adopted by gay men as well, but that never happens in the South, now does it?
I was with this chick last night who said she liked to get freaky, so as she was going down on me I had the bitch do a line of Kentucky Cocaine.
by Derek Riordan January 11, 2009
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cocaine

white powder that is snorted to get a "rush", rich man's speed, candy that makes you dandy
Person 1: Oh man, I'm so tired. I don't
feel well.

Person 2: I think you need your medicine

*SNORT SNORT*
by Food May 27, 2004
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cocaine

If I don't get my two cups of cocaine in the morning, I'm usually pretty grumpy.
by anonymous March 2, 2005
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cockable

Damn, with that booty, she's hella cockable.
by Richie W October 21, 2003
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liquid cocaine

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.
My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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pussy cocaine

meow. wanting more than sex and or sniffing cocaine of a babes clam shell.

no, the definition is evident.
"a kiss is rough but it aint enough, enoughs enough, i want some pussy cocaine" -tiger love
by dcluna October 21, 2010
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