crystal wrap

Hippie bling. Sold on Phish and Dead lot. A crystal or mineral that's wrapped in wire and put on a heady hemp neclace or a heady leather cord

dude that phatty crystal wrap is soooooooo heady mannnnnnn

by Colonel Phorbin May 11, 2009

Crystal Chandelier

When a man is laying on his back, receiving fellatio, and at climax the woman leans forward, on all fours face towards the man, then the man climaxes onto the womans exposed breasts.

Booby Sue didn't want to swallow so Ryan gave her a Crystal Chandelier instead.

by schadenfrude May 31, 2009

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

crystal meth

What powerthirst is.

Powerthirst is crystal meth!

by Cpt. Lhurgoyf January 27, 2010

CRYSTAL COVE

An upscale strip mall on a stretch of P.C.H. sandwiched between NEWPORT BEACH and LAGUNA BEACH.Twelve dollar hamburgers...Two hundred dollar cooking utensils...Day spa's...Hot milfy's pulling up in Escalades and Bentley sedans-kid in tow-for some shopping at the Gap...40/50 something guys in Astons and Ferraris sipping Starbux-and projecting power via horsepower...2-20 million dollar homes in the hills behind the mall...all overlooking the Pacific.In other words...A WHITE RAP VIDEO...only it's real.

NEWPORT COAST RESIDENT WITH BINOCULARS:"Looks like Jim cashed in some Broadcom stock options and bought a FORD GT.Take a look.He just pulled in to CRYSTAL COVE."

NEIGHBOR:"I'm not puttin'up with that! Time to take the cover off the McLAREN...goin' down for a cup of coffee."

N.C.R.W.B-"My VEYRON was just delivered a coupla' days ago.I'm right behind 'ya.He has to be put in check!"

by L.MARTIN November 17, 2005

crystal brain

noun

1. a keen mind, formidable intellect

2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"

This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: That new Sandler movie is gonna blow ass.

Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.

by ContusorOssis November 5, 2012

Crystal River Florida

Crystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;)

Crystal River Florida sucks so bad there are no exmaples.

by BuckNastii_aeb815 June 22, 2011