My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

by consumerstellular June 11, 2022

My brother in Christ

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word

Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

by YouGotCoconutMalled April 14, 2022

Santa Christ

Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.

Tarken: Holy Shit Weeg there goes Santa Christ back from a busy day.

Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.

All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds November 3, 2010

Regis Christ

A phrase you can say when you don't want to use the Lord's name in vain. First name from Regis Feldman.

Oh Regis Christ, what the hell is going on?!

by bonbonformonomon2 February 22, 2011

jesus harold christ

A saying to some one who annoys the hell out of you

Person 1 : Why should I care about watch movie we watch. Just put a movie on right fucking now!

Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie

by Mr. Smart Ass September 18, 2020

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

steezus christ

Purveyor of ultimate steeze,

Steezus Christ - our lord and saviour of cool

by donramono August 14, 2017