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Don't Be A Bruce 

A Bruce is defined by a male friend of yours that is giving up drinking with his guy friends to hang out with his friends because he feels "tired" or needs to "hang out with his girlfriend".. Or leaves a night of drinking early because of these reasons.
Out with a couple of friends one night, and one friend has to leave around 10 PM to go chill with his girlfriend on a boys night out! He would be labeled a BRUCE !

Don't Be A bruce !!
Don't Be A Bruce by Paulie G D. October 25, 2008
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bruce lee 

bruce lee pwned hahn in enter the dragon XDDDDDD
bruce lee by Endless Shadow December 20, 2003

Opening a Can of Bruce Lee 

A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
Copyright of EPrime and NOT CloudAsylum. Too bad, Cloud ^_^
"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"

Don't Be A Bruce 

A Bruce, is a friend(s) that makes up excuses not to go have a boys night out.
You're out with your boys for a boys night out. One of your boys turns to you and says he has to leave. You turn to him and ask why. He then says he has to go chill with his girlfriend or just doesn't feel like having a late night out... If it's before 11 PM, he is being a BRUCE ! When he insists on leaving you simply say " Don't Be A Bruce "
Don't Be A Bruce by Paul Zorro October 30, 2008

Bruce Banner

A mixed drink consisted of 2 shots of the hulk (2 parts hennessy to 3 parts hypnotiq) mixed with a can of mountain dew.
"Hulks at night, Bruce Banners in the day,
Keeps us tipsy like we from A.A."
-BrownMagic
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Bruce Banner by BrownMagic June 21, 2008
When you intentionally vote "Leave" during brexit and accidentally fuck yourself.
"Hey Bro, did you vote 'REMAIN '?"
"Nah mate, I totally brucked myself! Turns out the pound crashed to a 30 year low. Food and holidays got more expensive, so I can't afford to get shitfaced in Kavos, not to mention I require a visa, and my grandpas pension is fucked. Who knew!? Oh wait..."
brucked by aschk June 27, 2016

Bruce Campbell 

The second in the hierarchy of movie gods. Only one step below Michael Clarke Duncan and one step above Kevin Spacey. His chin has been known to cause lesser beings to commit suicide. Women rarely walk out of his room after sex, they typically must be rolled on a wheelchair and/or taken on a stretcher.
Yeah, I heard Mark commited suicide!

Oh how come?

He saw Bruce Campbell's chin and realized his life was pathetic.
Bruce Campbell by ihfdayton August 6, 2008