Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.

You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…

by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024

broccoli

the WORST vegetable known to mankind

"Broccoli sucks so bad and i hope anybody who eats it dies (other than my bf)"

by ickymug January 28, 2024

Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side

you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas

by badder than Heman April 20, 2023

Broccoli

Broccoli is the shaz of vegetables always playing the victim

And dry humps males

Broccoli stop being so hay

by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023

Broccoli

Broccoli the shaz of vegetable's.

always plays the victim

Broccoli is the most gay vegetable always dry humming males

Broccoli get off cauli and see shaz

by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023

The Broccoli Game

The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.

"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"

by Maker of the broccoli game August 31, 2017

Soggy Broccoli

During the heat of summer, when the scrotum is at its most elastic and low hanging, it is crammed into a southerly orifice while the penis is inserted into the neighboring orifice. The penis and balls are then placed into the mouth of the recipient, where they smell like feet and are licked clean. Soggy Broccoli.

Megan appreciated a hefty helping of Billy's Soggy Broccoli after a long day at work and Billy was glad to have his tools cleaned.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022