Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.

You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…

by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024

financial Broccoli

Financial Broccoli is sound advice on how to keep your finances healthy. However, some might consider it something hard to digest or in poor taste.

Now, that's enough financial broccoli, let's move on to the stock market changes.

by Wisdom4Why April 20, 2024

broccoli

the WORST vegetable known to mankind

"Broccoli sucks so bad and i hope anybody who eats it dies (other than my bf)"

by ickymug January 28, 2024

Chicken and Broccoli

Noun. Hollywood code language for steroids, human growth hormone (HGH), or other performance enhancing drug.

Interviewer: "What did you do to bulk up for this role?"
Actor: "Worked out seven days a week and ate lots of Chicken and Broccoli."

by MatteoRyon February 29, 2024

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024

broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)

"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"

by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018