bothered cream

who knows what this means... believed to originate from chancellors school, herts, england.
probably from the phrase 'bothered'.
some stupid idiot thought it made sense and it caught on.

Person 1: Oh no, you havn't done your homework.
Person 2 (chav): bothered cream

by special k April 8, 2005

Bohdan Snih

A Communist who likes to eat dogs for dinner

Bohdan Snih

by Bigboysintyhehouse October 21, 2011

Bothing

When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.

Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.

by gyaradocious September 4, 2019

white bother

Any variation of a number of coffee orders usually chosen by a young white middle class female involving an insanely complicated combination of any of the following:
soy
decaf
low fat
skim
half fat
2% fat
caramel
nutrasweet
vanilla syrup
creamer

mocha
raw sugar

white sugar

equal

cappuccino half-foam
flat white
latte
piccolo latte

water at 73.5 degrees
water that is not too hot

etc etc etc

May also contain coffee.

Customer: "Hey can I please have a fat-free sugar-free orange mocha frappuccino latte on soy with half foam and a dash of cinnamon?"

Barista: **rolls eyes** "oh you mean a white bother?"

Customer: "ummm sure."

by Benjamittany November 8, 2013

to both

(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting

**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**

Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!

Tim: Should I pull over?

Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.

Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.

Max: Nah. I gotta both.

by Maxwell Dope January 30, 2015

Both

(noun) Someone who is both poor and stupid

I'm stuck working with Matt, That kid is both as fuck.

You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.

by b0bonthej0b June 6, 2011

bothermant

1) n. a person, object, or thought that gets you hot and bothered

2) n. fetish

"To me, panties are my biggest bothermant"

"True, Nick McCarthy is hot, but Alex Kapranos is more of a botherment"

by Ali Butz April 30, 2008