white bother

Any variation of a number of coffee orders usually chosen by a young white middle class female involving an insanely complicated combination of any of the following:
soy
decaf
low fat
skim
half fat
2% fat
caramel
nutrasweet
vanilla syrup
creamer

mocha
raw sugar

white sugar

equal

cappuccino half-foam
flat white
latte
piccolo latte

water at 73.5 degrees
water that is not too hot

etc etc etc

May also contain coffee.

Customer: "Hey can I please have a fat-free sugar-free orange mocha frappuccino latte on soy with half foam and a dash of cinnamon?"

Barista: **rolls eyes** "oh you mean a white bother?"

Customer: "ummm sure."

by Benjamittany November 9, 2013