asparagus booth

The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.

Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.

Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.

by K P Cogs November 19, 2013

Booth

a shit bloke with terrible opinions

what is that dickhead talking about, no idea just a complete Booth

by iuhhhhhggg September 20, 2020

John Wilkes Booth

Combination of a jelly donut and an Abe Lincoln.

Poor Maggie got John Wilkes Booth’d last night.

by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019

Matthew Booth

Gambling addicted fool.

Matthew Booth, couldn’t write the menu properly because he’s an gambling addicted fool, too busy looking at horse racing.

by BeardedChef September 11, 2020

John Wilkes Booth

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.

She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!

by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014

Gage Boothe

The best most legendary human being that will ever exist. If you think Gage isn't sexy, nice, funny, and smart than you must be an idiot.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is amazing
Girl 2: I know he really is
Girl 3: Must be a Gage Boothe

by RandomHuman67 December 05, 2018

Boothed

When a small northern Irishman gently nibbles your scrotum.

Mate, did you pull last night
Yeah but he only Boothed me

by BigDGSE November 09, 2021