Awesome Blossom

The gayest word that anyone could ever use.

that was so awesome blossom

by THINGS NOT TO SAY April 3, 2010

turd blossom

When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles

She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

by Mama Turd March 15, 2009

cherry blossom

to be eating out your lady when she's on the rag, and when she cums, you burst a cyst in her backdoor

I was up late doing the laundry because my girlfriend cherry blossomed last night.

by BJCJAB April 11, 2008

Awesome Blossom

The act of defecation

Hold up guys, I gotta drop an "Awesome Blossom"

Don't go in there for like 45 min., I just released an "Awesome Blossom"

Hey baby...did you see the "Awesome Blossom" I left for you?

by Southside Seff May 24, 2008

blossom

head; felletio

"I need some blossom"

by Mo April 8, 2004

blossfeld

The Ancient Greek term "มั่นเหมาะน่าพิศวง", rooting from the Latin word "majestetiske" used to describe something of stunningly majestic and awe-inspiring features. This word is also used to describe someone who has a natural voice for singing and, oddly enough, someone who is very good at memorizing the anatomy of the human being.

Jennifer: "God she is so blossfeld. I'm so jealous. I'm going to go spill hot soup on her!"

Gloria: "Great idea. Then she wont make us look bad because of our narrow vocal range and our low human anatomy and physiology test scores!"

Jennifer: "I'm going to go kill myself!"

Gloria: "What about the soup?"

Jennifer: *gurgles and drowns in bowl of hot soup*

Gloria: "Oh well, she was a bitch anyway."

the end yay

by cya2ndblockYo May 4, 2009

blossomsgarden

the most beautiful and amazing person in the world <3

yo! that’s blossomsgarden! my fav person in the world!! <3

by mel0dicbees :) February 18, 2021