boiler

The term boiler originated from 'back boilers' used in old houses. If a woman is a 'boiler' then she keeps you warm at night so long as you give her a good poke every now and again!

She's definitely a boiler - wouldn't mind giving her a good poke!

boiler by Galaxy101 June 24, 2011

Colombian boiler 

Similar to that of an Italian Boiler, whereby a restrained man's penile shaft is dipped into a pot of boiling water, but substituting coffee for the water.

Last night I accidentally shot a load onto my sister's wedding dress, so my Filipino-descended father with a clubbed foot tied me up with a rusty chain and gave me a Colombian Boiler.

Colombian boiler by DeanPalmer September 30, 2011

Char-Broiled Sprinkles 

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.

Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.

Char-Broiled Sprinkles by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service

boiler by cracky March 1, 2003

boiler

a woman who has reached an age where she is beginning to show signs of wear and tear and, knowing this, seeks refuge in marriage, therefore spending a lot of time dressing her mutton as lamb in order to secure herself a man.

"wow, those girls were so fresh only three years ago. did you see them tonight? The blonde one's wearing stilleto's to shape up her calves, the old boiler!"

boiler by Bondiki October 13, 2008

Boiler-Up 

Taking a fat, hot steamy dump.

After a night of drinking and eating taco bell Steve went back to his place to boiler-up.

Boiler-Up by RobW. February 20, 2006

Double Boiler 

This is a variation of the Dutch Oven where both parties fart and trap eachother under the covers.

I tried to give my wife a Dutch Oven but she fired back. It was the dreaded Double Boiler.

Double Boiler by Cburn4492 May 19, 2010