Sloppy Second Blues

This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.

"Dude, why the long face?"

"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."

"Very harsh man"

by smo joe January 22, 2010

"Joliet" Jake Blues

Jake Blues, the elder of the two Blues Brothers, was imprisioned for five years, for holding up a gas station to cover the band's room service tab in a gig in Tijuana. He was released on parole after three years, for good behaviour, and was picked up by his brother, Elwood. After a fully religious experience, he decided to put the band back together, to raise money, and to pay the taxes on the orphanage in which he and Elwood grew up. He was played by John Belushi, who died before Blues brothers 2000 came out.

"Sell me your children!"
"Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke."
"The BAAAND!"
"You traded the Bluesmobile for a MICROPHONE? ... I can see that."

Holy crap, "Joliet" Jake Blues did all his own dancing.

by RoboTribble May 6, 2006

Blues

Robert Johnson is The Father
Muddy Waters is The Son
Jimi Hendrix is The Holy Spirit

This is the Holy Trinity of The Blues.

by the migster October 8, 2005

blueberry yum yum

chronic ass weed- the kind that makes you choke and reach an inner peace; derived from Ludacris with help from the language Jag.

"Let's get some bluberry yum yum and get high my nigga."

by Jake January 10, 2005

Blueberry Yum Yum

The weed that will knock any veteran smoker on their ass, and make the rest immobile. Smells dank, looks dank, and tastes like blueberry. Gives a very unique brain high coupled with a great body high.

- "I had been smoking on medical trainwreck and hindu kush for a month, and then when I went back to the 253 my buddy hooked me up with some blueberry yum yum and one joint knocked me on my ass for hours."

- "Me and my friend shared a blunt of blueberry yum yum and we couldn't finish it, and my friend couldn't move."

by TheChronicKingWes115 December 4, 2009

blueberry yum yum

Type of Weed made popular by Ludacris, it is a slightly hashy weed with a fruity taste simmalar to blueberry's. Better stuf (stuff *real* growers smoke) tastes more simmilar to a rough black berryish taste, also the plants are not as pale in Ludacrisis video those are probly Skunk or Dutch because blueberry forms darker shades of green/blue as it gets closer to where they bud.

blueberry yum yum? sweet heart, dont settle for weed if you want real chronic have soem of my Dutch Fire Dragon..

by John Smoker July 2, 2006

Dress blues

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.

Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

<p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/dress%20blues/carrancofg/dress%20blues/mafiame.jpg?o=84" target="_blank"><img src="http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q298/carrancofg/dress%20blues/mafiame.jpg"></a></p>

by A.McGee January 13, 2009