Wysteria is in bloom

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu

"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"

by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025

Full Bloom

When a male furry performs a pretzel maneuver with his legs behind his head and a hole in his suit, thus exposing his anus.

He reached the state of full bloom, and everyone could only watch in horror.

by ThatCrazyPotato July 18, 2021

Riley bloom

A girl who likes to get her hair pulled

“Dayum..I was with that hot girl last night and we were getting it on, I did the Riley Bloom move and she was super into it!”

by Rumboy222 March 19, 2019