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Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?
Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
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1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."
2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
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I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.
by poopygrim February 21, 2011
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