Beverly

noun

1. A female, known by the scientific name, Squares Homo Sapien Nagusmaximus Stupid Bitch Cuntface, the Beverly gravitates to people that support their ideals, opinions, need for attention, feelings, etc. Rarely burdend by livelihood threatening challenges, or any experience other than what she reads, & assumes/wishes is factual from "credible" sources - the Beverly can almost always be found shopping, drinking, doing yoga, children's events, bitching over their $14 wine about equal pay, while sucking the will to live from their baby daddys.

For mating & breeding purposes the more attractive Beverly’s are typically protected, by louder, starvation resistant, & Betabitch-Beverlys police officers, & Melvins. Despite their laughable appearance, & size - staring at a single Beverly in a way they define as harmful may cause you to be labeled a misogynist racist, and lead to your arrest, rape charges!

Adj

1) An annoying, privileged but mindful, nobody, soccer mom, opinionated, irrational, (but well referenced), bitch of any bullshit ideological fixation.
Hey! Watch out for that pack of Beverly’s, If one of those stupid bitches sucks you in, you'll be paying child support, and sponsoring her Bumble hookups after a bad, but obviously imminent divorce bro... You should probably just choose to be gay and not reproduce them. It's better for life in the Cosmos in the end...

Beverly is such a great liar! She has everyone eating out of her hands!

by We see each other May 3, 2020

Beverly Ridge

Derived from beveridge, it is The name given to a good drink when it is being admired or needed.

Can u please pass me a cool Beverly Ridge.

by landos kibby November 21, 2003

The God of frozen beverages

A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.

I went down to starbucks and picked up The god of frozen beverages, I had bitches hanging off me all day after that

by Matt Evening March 23, 2007

beverley knight

rhyming slang for shite

god that film was really beverley knight!

by yorkie June 17, 2003

Beverly

a low life cunt who drinks alot and doesnt give a crap about her kids or life. she drinks all the time and cant be sober for more than 24 hours.

yo!!!! my Beverly doent like me, she always leaving.

by Ayo_jai October 24, 2009

Beverage Porn

Beverage porn is when people get fantasies about their certain beverage.

For example, when sliding a starbucks plastic coffee cup in and out of the cardboard holder. This may be pleasurable to some people, hence Beverage Porn.

by Coley!!! July 15, 2009

Enjoy Your Beverage

Verb,(1) a phrase yelled at a person you just defeated, in an attempt to add insult to defeat. (2) A way of showing superiorority/excellence to a friend or foe in a polite way.

Person1-"Yo man, imma 'bout to win this.."
person2-"no way man i just scored the last point"
Person1-"Bull sh*t, you cheated!"
person2-"Shutup and Enjoy your Beverage."

by Byrd1324 May 9, 2011