rod bender

A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.

1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.

2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.

by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009

Truth bender

A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.

Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.

by NikkiP May 28, 2011

massive bender

a rather large gay man

jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god

by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008

pudding bender

A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.

Get your hand off me leg ya fuckin pudding bender

by Steo February 10, 2007

u-bender

Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!

Did you have a good shit?

Yeah it was a u-bender!

by WiganLad88 May 1, 2016

budget bender

A heavy drinking session managed on a small amount of money ie £10.

John: Fancy coming up town this weekend?
Paul: Nah, im skint, im going on a budget bender.

by John1413123546 July 4, 2008

truth bender

truth bender is when jairam bends the truth forexample forrest will tell jairam that jackson is meeting us downtown and jairam will tell mikey that hella girls are coming aswell but mikey shows up and its just jairam forrest and jackson. Also if we do dumb shit jairam will often bend the truth of what we atly did to make other people jelly

Gayram: yo mikey we kicked balls in walmart and it the manager shot me in the let
Mikey: stop truth bending you truth bender

by mikey the manly man December 8, 2019