ballarious

to laugh so hard it feels as if your balls are about to fall off

man that guy is so ballarious, he always has something funny to say

by defdoel August 10, 2008

Bella

A short girl who pretends she's not pretty but's like, lying wtf??

Hey beautiful

Dont call me that

But Bella, I'm Italian! *Slams leg on table*

by Fandemon November 29, 2018

belarusian alarm clock

It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.

This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!

I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!

by Panda2652 March 30, 2014

Matt Bellamy

lead singer of muse. can play the piano and the guitar and sing ridiculously high. good at throwing orgies. thinks jesus is the best magician in the world ever and that spiders come from mars. extremely short and thin. his hairdo is completely solid. he will probably have sex with you if you ask him, or even if you dont.

matt bellamy: hi, im that guy from muse. heres my email address. will you have sex with me?

by i wish i was a plant (no i dont) February 2, 2008

Sad Bellagio

To pass out in bed and urinate on yourself in a golden fountain.

Anthony passed out in bed and urinated all over himself. He must have been holding it in because it looked like a Sad Bellagio.

by Mount Cliterest January 8, 2015

Bellambi

A Suburb of Wollongong located right on the beach, over run by druggies, alcoholics and dole bludgers. A casual drive through Bellambi would result in one seeing children running around bare footed, alcohol bottles, remanents of boxes (possibly someone living inside)and approximatley 12 syringes.

1. "I was walking through Bellambi and some fag came up to me asking me for money so he could go buy metho."

by wankstapunksta May 14, 2005

bella swan

A character from the poorly written 'Twilight' Series.

It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..

bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.

by All knowing Teen January 5, 2009