Baleistic

Inspired by the Christian Balerant in 2008 on the set of Terminator Salvation, the term refers to the verbal abuse of others with profanity-laden expletives for several minutes at a time.

Danny went baleistic on the barista after discovering that she added soy milk to his triple latte.

by grovemeister February 6, 2009

balend

A word for which no one knows the meaning, speculation on the meaning of this word mounts.

One suggested definition follows:

A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.

E.g. "warlord you f**king balend"

by *Magic* August 29, 2008

bale'd

to be yelled at for a long period of time by an irrationally angry person.

(from that time Christian Bale yelled at the director of photography on some film he did for some stupid reason)

Guy #1: I crashed my moms car when I was drunk last night.
Guy #2: What happened?
Guy #1: I got bale'd like you wouldn't believe.

by superrrpanda March 6, 2010

Bale-ing

when a woman yells at a man's penis and criticizes it until it becomes aroused.

he wouldn't get hard so i started Bale-ing him and it did the trick.

by davesteve July 28, 2010

Balenciaga Fever

The uncontrollable addiction to purchase a new pair of $1,000 shoes everytime a collection is released.

Don't mind him, he is not actually sick, he is impulsively dripped the fuck out 24/7 - he has Balenciaga Fever.

by srslyRigby January 25, 2022

Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011

Christian Bale

Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.

If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.

by TheVoiceOfReason July 15, 2008