suburban batman

Any tool that wears his phone clipped to his belt making it look like Batman's utility belt.

"Hey look at the dork with his cell phone clipped to his belt, what a suburban batman! I wonder if he has his grapling gun and shark repellent attached to his belt as well"

by bjwilliams April 16, 2008

Batman And Robin

Either a term for a gay couple, or a man and a very young boy whom you suspect are engaging in sexual intercourse. If you spot the latter please report it to the local authorities.

Dude, I'm calling the cops cuz I see Batman and Robin, and Batman's grabbing Robin's ass!

by Steve22 September 23, 2005

Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles

Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"

by mrbigmclargehuge September 1, 2011

Batman and Robin

The worst batman movie ever

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Batman and robin?

Guy 2: Yeah, that movie fucking sucks

by SpasticMicrophone April 15, 2014

Batman

When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.

"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

Batman and Robin

A male homosexual couple characterized by a very masculine man(Batman) and a very effeminate man (Robin).

Batman and Robin:

Robin: Oh Batman, your big muscles and Batmobile are so fabulous!

Batman: Thanks, Robin, but let's keep this affair on the DL.

by oiadubn June 2, 2007

Batman

While having sex doggy style, you have to subtly grab the drapes and tie them around your neck to make a mantle (works best with dark or black drapes). When its done you now start to hummm the batman song. From that you continue until your partner notice you are humuming and when (s)he ask what you are doing you start signing out loud, Batman, Batman.

High chance of self cock-block do at your own risk

guy 1 : Man, i cock blocked myself

guy 2 : How?

guy 1 : I did Sherly a batman, you should have seen her face, i couldn't stop laughing

by bate man July 21, 2010