barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

by Anomaly February 20, 2005

banner ads

Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.

The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

Wayne Barnes

Also see definition of wanker, tosser, blind.

Now widely known as the referee of the 2007 Rugby World quarter final played between New Zealand and France when the All Blacks were knocked out of the tournament.

He made two crucial mistakes that most New Zealanders will never forgive him for: Missing a forward pass and an unjustified sending off.

"Wayne Barnes the Rugby referee needs to get his eyes checked"

by Matt Astle November 26, 2007

david banner

(1) Great big musical man who is of African-American descent who reps the Dirty South and his home state of Mississippi with a heart-felt intensity.

(2) Crunk, Mississipi philanthropist and humanitarian who is much-loved by women of all races and all walks of life.

(3) Prominent musical Black Mississippian with a dirty mouth and clean heart

(4) Producer of words like: JEAH pronounced like "Yeah" only with a "ch" in the initial position of the word and it sounds like CHAY;
and coiner of the shortened-version of Mississippi's name SIPP and credited with the resurgence of the term, Mississippi Pimp.

"You getting David Banner on them m-----f----"

"Real gulz git down on da flo'"

"Jeah"

"Fuck them n----z"

"F--- you n----"

by Ms Sweetie Mississippi June 5, 2007

Jimmy Barnes

Jimmy Barnes, or "Barnsey" was a singer in a popular 70s/80s pub rock band called "Cold Chisel". His loud, raspy, screaming vocals could be heard down the end of the street by the time he became a successful solo artist in his own right during the 80s and early 90s. His loud pub rock music and mullet hairdo was, and still is popular with many Australian yobbo types who like cricket and footy and beer and steak.

Well the last train out of Sydney's almost gone.

Whoa, he's a working class man.

by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004

Arj Barker

The best comedian ever to be born. And so beautiful at the same time. Creator of shpants. Resides in California.
Smokes a lot of weed

"Im hungry, anyone got some leftover Arj Barker that they wanna share?"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

Barney Stinson

I heard that guy's awesome.

Ted: Barney-
Barney Stinson: This isn't barney. But I hear that guy's awesome.

by BarnacleStinson January 21, 2011