Shit Bandit

Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.

When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.

by Gaz55 February 18, 2008

Backdoor Bandit

an asshole fucker

shes a strap-on backdoor bandit.

by 8===D~~(_(_) April 28, 2003

Barbiturates

An illegal drug that is like heroin and alcohol put together. This durg was develpoed in the early 1900. Barbiturates has street names such as reds and yellows.

1.Barbiturates is like heavy drinking but you get a more sluggish feeling.

2.Kicking a barbiturates habbit is like nothing you kicked. With heroin, you vomit, your stomach cramps up, you can't eat or sleep. With barbituates you get these and more. You go in convultions. You can feel a strain on your body with you kick a Barbiturate habit

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

poo bandit

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.

Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit

by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006

back door bandit

a person who prefers the arse of a man to the flange of a woman

my mate Nathan O'Brien is a Back Door Bandit

by James Taylor November 6, 2003

Mexican Bandit

It's a sexual position in which the girl (or the person receiving) is blindfolded, and just before ejaculation, the person giving pulls out and pours Tabasco sauce into the receiving hole and runs away.

Julie was put into the hospital yesterday.
Really? How come?
Rob pulled a Mexican Bandit on her and she got a nasty infection.

by anonisaur August 30, 2010

Bellicose Bandits

n. An unruly, "anonymous" group of dry ice bomb making, djarum blacks smoking, beer drinking, bad asses.

v. The word Bellicose can be substituted for any other verb.

The Bellicose Bandits bellicosed that hoe.

by SunsetBlush March 4, 2008