Bagel Dog

When a guy soaps up a girls butt in the shower and rubs his penis in her crack.

Yo Santos, this morning my lady and I got in the shower and I bagel dogged the shit out of her!

by bdogzzzz June 19, 2010

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swanky bageling

a rape kiss; an unwanted and unexpected kiss

Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!

by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009

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Fur Bagel

The hairy ring around the poop hole, is usually found as a brown color

have you ever shaved your fur bagel? it feels so good!

by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010

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ass bagel

Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.

Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"

by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005

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When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.

Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!

by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010

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