Backyardigains

A show that will make your baby SO FUCKING HAPPY! Lol

*baby starts crying*
*puts on backyardigains*
*baby shuts up*

by Sweaty_Mac May 24, 2021

Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.

Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.

by Candles McBoots January 2, 2022

Backwards turnbuckle

A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.

Me and Ron got shit faced and backwards turnbuckled lastnight.

by Cooteronetime February 15, 2023

Double backwards

Walking swiftly out of the venue while--facing forward--you extend both arms behind you with your middle fingers extended.

The Double Backwards means that my boy got disrespected at a breakfast meeting, so he stood up and gave them the double-backwards.

by dewsteve March 11, 2015

Skunk in the backyard

When some stinky smell is coming out from the butt part of the body.
Being farty, having flatulence, cut the cheese.
Having excessive stomach or intestinal gas which can result in passing of gas from the rectum.

"Gosh ! I had Korean food for lunch, and now I feel like I have a skunk in the backyard"

by Noredine June 10, 2013

Kill me backwards

Kill me backwards is a Hawaiian slang for "that's unfortunate" or simply just "fuck"

Some extentions include,

Kill me backwards to china
(when something is probably very bad)

Kill yourself backwards
(when you feel bad for a friend either because they are going through things or simply just because they are unfortunate)

Person: *trips over*
Person: ahg kill me backwards

Person: *gets into a tricky situation *
Person: kill me backwards to china

Person 1: I tried to kill myself yesterday...

Person 2: kill yourself backwards, do you need help?

by UwU user May 7, 2019

Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

by nobbies101 September 2, 2020