baboobs

gigantic bouncy testicles on baboons that defy gravity and eventually land the baboons on pluto. The baboobs are the size of yoga balls and produce gigantic sperm used for transportation.

The baboobs on that baboon were huge!

by LeenieBeanieBaboob November 9, 2006

baboontang

similar to poontang but refering to anal sex instead of vaginal genitalia. heterosexual anal sex because female baboons are known for their red bottomness.

possibly refers to gay anal intercourse. also boontang.

"I'll get some baboontang up that hershey highway."

The bigger and brighter the female baboon bottom, the greater the fertility of its owner, according to a study published in "Nature".

by abysinth July 23, 2005

baboingaboing

a guys PENIS.
or dick
cock
johnson
or any other silly sound effects.

Sex=a guy puts his baboingaboing into a lady's vagina.

by I, for one, do not touch myself. March 21, 2008

baboonon

a grown man who lives with his mother and plays with little boys online

o bro why haven't you came out of your room in the last 48 hours? you're starting to act like a baboonon.

by WarriorLiz August 5, 2017

Baboon Fur

Thick ass hair concentrated around the anus.

That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.

Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Baberaham Lincoln

Amie Suther

Did you hear about Amie Suther, aka Baberaham Lincoln?

by No4No3No2No1 August 30, 2022

baboon sex

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.

Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.

by Total Penetration June 5, 2005