Trailer Bat

A nasty, slutty and classless woman. A woman of poor hygiene and of poor taste. A female of low education, low intellect and little to no moral or ethical values.

A women who wears white jeans, big hair, a half shirt, is loud and sleeps around...is a trailer bat.

"That girl over at the bar is doable..." "Yeah, but look at her, she's a total trailer bat."

by Janesamania October 23, 2009

ugly bat

Exactly like an ugly stick, except it's effects of ugly are much greater.

Steve: "Oh man, that girl's boyfriend sure got hit in the face by an ugly bat."
Bob: "Yeah, she only likes him for his money."

by Reallynotnick February 8, 2008

bat-nap

To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.

"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."

by The Horn'd One November 30, 2009

Bat Flu

The bat influenza; originated in the Andes Mountain. It comes from bats and it resembles the common human flu in early stages but if gone untreated can be deadly. Sadly, there is not yet a cure. It is rumored to turn you into a vampire, instead of death, if gone untreated.

OMG, Linda was just in Mongola! I heard she got the bat flu.

by Dr. Vanhlouzinfubenhous July 30, 2009

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

Cry bat

Masturbating while crying.

Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.

by MaxK January 30, 2008

Bat Tuck

The Bat Tuck is when you pull your testicles over your penis(stretching them like a Batwing, hence the name) over the tip of the flaccid penis, this anchors your testicles to your body, avoiding the irritation of perspiring testicles, itchy testicles, etc. Or at least avoiding the the most intense effects of leaving your testicles in their normal position.

I did the Bat Tuck so that I could sleep. It was so humid last night, and I really need to shave.

by Dookamanooka April 30, 2014