Bean Burrito

A bus full of Mexicans

i had to ride in a Bean Burrito to get over here!

by J_awesome May 21, 2011

burrito

Definitively not the kind of shitty food Taco Bell sells and people thinks that's mexican food

John: Damn!! I just saw some big piece of shit on the table!!!
Dave: Dude...That was my Taco Bell burrito

by dirty sanchez January 13, 2005

Burrito

A mexican sandwich, usually used to describe the most beautiful conglomeration of meats, vegetables, and salsas you have every laid your eyes on. Every inch of their beautiful golden tortillas (pronounced tor-TEE-ya for you uncultured walnuts out there) is gorgeous and flavorful. The best burritos must be picked ripely from the burrito tree, found exculsively in the rolling hills of Chihuahua, Mexico. Anyone may purchase one of these gifts from the gods from a taco bell or chipotle, and each will be amazing. If they are not amazing, you have the right to murder the people who sold it to you, for they have deprived you of divine succulence.

My burrito was shit, so i blew up the Chiptole.

by Marquitoswag March 5, 2015

Microwaveable Burrito

The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...

Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.

by Burrito Bandit August 21, 2009

too much guac in the burrito

an awkward situation

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.

by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007

Dick Burrito

The male dips his weiner into refried beans then butt fucks his ho. Immediately after he is done he dips his weiner in nacho cheese and then continues to fuck the same anus

I had to pay the whore extra to let me make a dick burrito with her

by The Bash 'em Brothers May 27, 2011

flying burrito

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008