The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.

Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.

by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011

Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.

Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014

yur bless?

sum dumb shit toronto mans say

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro

by jr2oppy June 6, 2023

have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"

Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"

by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017

Bless it cuz

Ghetto slang for thank you.

Them: Of course I'll like your insta pic!
You: Bless it cuz!

by Samdee January 17, 2017

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011