Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010

duff beer

A brand of beer drank by Homer Simpson and his friends in popular Television show "The Simpsons". It is the only drink that Moe Syzlack stocks at his tavern, Moe's Tavern.

"Hey Moe, Gimme a Duff Beer, please."- Homer Simpson

by Tuddy September 10, 2007

Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Lawn Mower Beer

Any beer low in alcohol content that is also highly quaffable. A style of beer you would want to drink after working hard in the yard on a hot summer day. Usually a crisp pale lager or ale with moderate to high carbonation. Must be well chilled.

Lawn mower beer style examples include American Light Lager, Cream Ale, Blonde Ale, Standard/Ordinary Bitter. Commercial examples include Sam Adams Light, Genesee Cream Ale, Abita Golden, Redhook ESB.

by jaydubwill January 10, 2013

Beer Scooter

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

by Karlito April 20, 2003

beer feet

beer feet is a side effect of being under the influence of beer or alcohol when one's feet become numb when bearfoot in outdoor or indoor terrains do to such high intoxication :

Me: i have mad beer feet bro!
friend: dude your walking on glass and rocks!
Me: i know man and im so intoxicated i cant feel a thing!
friend: you do have mad beer feet then. you should quit drinking before you hurt yourself...hahaha not!

by bailee kruger June 20, 2009

beer jizz

that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you

aww man, noah spilled that nasty beer jizz on me...i'm gonna smell like beer for a week

by samuel colt September 1, 2009